“Halladay, in particular, was very focused, always in some psychic zone that excluded others. “He works out at 5 a.m. for five hours before practice,” Casterioto said.”
GOOD CHRIST, NICK SABAN’S MUTANT-FINDING SKILLS ARE PROFESSOR X-WORTHY. This year’s model is Jesse Williams, a JUCO transfer Aussie with a gang of tats, traps that go into his ears, muscles honed from years of eating fifteen pounds of lean kangaroo meat a day on the fringes of the Outback, and a complete invulnerability to the elements.
This is his picture, and you just shit your pants.” —Every Day Should Be Saturday - Wondering Who Auburn Will Sign In Offseason Free Agency Since 2005
Penn State: Jalapenos and Shredded Cheddar Cheese. Joe Paterno brought the tiny, powerful peppers to the New World himself, so you damn well better put them on his baked potato.
Minnesota: Salsa and cottage cheese. If anyone actually ate this and kept it down, please send video.” —The Big Ten Reaffirms Its Relationship With Baked Potatoes - From Our Editors - SBNation.com
Spencer nails it here.