“Raul Ibanez looks like he just pulled me over for drunk driving and now I feel ashamed of myself.”
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The Five Worst Photos From This Year’s MLB Photo Days - From Our Editors - SBNation.com
February 2011
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“Your eyes will be bleary from fatigue, so maybe you’ll pass him without noticing. You might go one mile. You might go two. Then you will ask yourself: did I see that? Did I really see a duck, a sinister duck, standing on the roadside, his arms extended forward like a zombie warlock? Standing with eyes that do not blink; cursing with fingers eerily smooth and without prints. Alone, and illumined only by your headlights.”
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“Before we get to the video, though, allow me to stress how good Michael Jordan was: in my opinion, he was very good.”
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“Attention Phillies fans: the Smug Level has been updated to red. Please find shelter and cover all windows and doors with plastic and duct tape. Remain calm.”
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“In a shocking turn of events this morning, number one-ranked high school football recruit Jadeveon Clowney spurned offers from the University of South Carolina and Clemson and announced his commitment to what he described as “this big-ass sandwich here.”
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Every Day Should Be Saturday - Wondering Who Auburn Will Sign In Offseason Free Agency Since 2005
